Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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