How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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