- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Women's rights.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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