Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

JUST KIDDING^

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

derp

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Justin beiber..

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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