- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

whats a joke

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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