- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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