- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why can't february march Because april may

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

whats green and slimy? green slim

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

A baby seal walks into a club.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

I have a horse.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

my egg roll

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