everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

I'm Polish.

Joke

im telling maguire

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What's two plus two? Window

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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