- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

hi

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

did you stub your toe?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

read me write me

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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