- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

A fish swims up your penis...

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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