- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

My wife made me a sandwich

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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