what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Your face

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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