What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

An Asian with a big dick.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

feminists.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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