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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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