Kameron Brown is gay.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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sadf

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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you gay?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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