- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

One time at band camp.............that's it........

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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