what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

An Aisian failed a test

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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