A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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Relax, it simply would not be working out for you if your mother was nearby, you see, the subconcious is limited by the concious mind, so if your subconcious can detect your mother (or anyone but me nearby) your conscious mind goes "uh oh" and it stops. Oh, right, and considering you can still type, how about we increase the effect into... I dunno, six billion? Yeah six billion. Anyway, the next time you want to experience it, just poke your nose, and since we do not want you to poke your nose off, you only do it once and you can yourself decide when it ends, at this level you should not be able to type, but if you want to type you can of course turn it off.

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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