Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...