A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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everyone dislike this

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Vagina.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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