WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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A train poops its pants.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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