- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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