- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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