So a blonde walks into a wall...

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

womens rights.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

knock knock go away!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

this is not a joke.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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