- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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