Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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Ms Leong Sux

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Your Mom

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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