- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

my whole life!

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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