- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

where is the world?

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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