- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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