- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

YOLO You only like Oreos

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

I'm Batman.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Sex vagina. lol.

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