Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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hey justin

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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