- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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