Cancer. Super Cancer.

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hi dave

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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