Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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