- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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