Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Tim likes girls

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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so...um, yeah

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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