- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

You're tall.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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