How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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This isn't funny.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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