- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Cancer. Super Cancer.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

hi dave

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

The queen having a shit

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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