Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Davey Peterson.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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