Ian's mind Elevator music

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Error 37.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Rush Limbaugh

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fish fishy caoimhin

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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