- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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