A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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Your text.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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