What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Hail Hitler

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

whos district champs not JM

A baby seal walks into a club.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

whats white and sticky glue

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What do you call a black man? A person

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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