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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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My Boyfriend

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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pudding

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someone jumped off a bridge he died

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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Anti Joke

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