Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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Anti Joke

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