What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Oh, right

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Anti Joke

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