An Irishman walked out of a bar

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

The Ohio State Buckeyes

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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