why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Anti Joke

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