knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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your mom is so fat.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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