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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

If youre African, why are you white?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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