Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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