What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Anti Joke

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