Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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