What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Raveena Thandhan

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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