Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

My love life

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Anti Joke

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