- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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