Chris Bosh's neck

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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This is a joke.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Death by kayak

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

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A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?" Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning." So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed. The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again." So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see." To which the mother replied, "April fool!"

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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