Guess What??? Ur Murr

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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