- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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