- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Why can't jokes spit?

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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