- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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