What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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