- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Caramel Boing.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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