What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Robin, get in the car!

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

thumb_up thumb_down -29

T u r n i p s

thumb_up thumb_down -29

a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

so how about that irline food

thumb_up thumb_down -29

if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What is white and square? A ping pong block

thumb_up thumb_down -31

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -31

João Duarte reads this.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops