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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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