- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Female rights.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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