- Anti Joke

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.