- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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