- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

XD Jackass.

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