- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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