- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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