- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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