- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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