- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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