what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Chuck Norris.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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