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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

knock,knock you suck

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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