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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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