Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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