Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

roses are red violets are blue

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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