- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

Wats rong with yo leg.....

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Dance is a sport

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

I have a really funny joke.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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