- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

13 =B you just learned something

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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