How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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guest what i love pancakes

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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