- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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