- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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