- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

I love pissing people off :P

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What is a jew in space? Dead

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What's circular and round A circle

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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