Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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Women's Rights..

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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