Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Christianity.

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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