What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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Why did? Yes

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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whats black and strange a paki

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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