non poop

Gordon Brown smiles.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Knock knock Whose there? 4

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

darude- sandstorm

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

what to call someone thats gay zak

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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