Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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