- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

can you pass the soap?

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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