Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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Oh, right

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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