- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

do you have a wife?

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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