- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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drew edminstin is a rat

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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