What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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