Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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Sloths

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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I'm homeless.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Massie is a fatass

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