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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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