What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Steven hawkings shook my hand

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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