An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

I put my baby in a microwave.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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