- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Logan's gay

This is a joke.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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