- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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