What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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What would Muhammed do?

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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No!

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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