A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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Your face

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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Once upon a time a was born

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White men's rights

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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