- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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