- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Skrillex.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

I woke up today

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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