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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

My Butthole.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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