- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

No soup for you!

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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