Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

A storm be brewin!

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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