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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

I put my baby in a microwave.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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