- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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