- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Killing your friend as a joke.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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