Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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