- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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