- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Men

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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