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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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