- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

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