knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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