What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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