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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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