Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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