I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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Women's Rights

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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hers a joke... japanese people

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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