- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Obama

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

homosexual

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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