Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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Horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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