Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

4 hours later.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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