what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Pickles are powerful

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Women's Rights

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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